Things You Should *Never* Call Me To Help You With

Seriously. Never. These are 2 things you definitely do not want my help with. (OK, there's alot of things you wouldn't want my help with but I'm not trying to make myself feel horrible here so let's just stick with 2 for now.) So these 2 things include but are not limited to:

1. You never want to ask me for dating advice.
2. You never want to ask me to be a job reference for you.

I was asked for both of these things yesterday. How being a single girl with half a job qualifies me to help you with all that, I have no idea, but apparently it does? I mean, people asked me for the help right? Or maybe I was the only one who answered their phone....